A Little Bit Personal

Since I have not written anything in about 2 months (::sigh::) I figured it was time to get back into the swing of things… so to make it easy I figured I would tell you a little bit more about me!

What is my dream job? 

At this point in my life I have realized that I don’t want to do the same thing forever.  I love to change it up.  This is probably going to sound like the lamest job ever, but I would love to be an assistant to a writer!  First, lets be honest, I would get to read free books all the time.  I am not an editor by any stretch of the imagination, but getting to look over books before they are published so I could give my thoughts and help in any way would be the coolest thing ever.  Second, I would be able to write.  I could help write back to fans, write blogs about how AWESOME my author/writer is (if I was working for someone they would have to be awesome)!

This is the type of job that would never be the same and I would get to meet so many different people along the way.  I would probably not be sitting idle for very long, but that would be okay with me since I can’t do that currently in my life!  So Abbi, Colleen, Tarryn, Katy, Veronica and Alice…If any of you are reading this please get in touch with me!

Favorite song at the moment?

Closer by the Chainsmokers/Halsey

You either love this song or hate it! There is no in between!  I have probably listened to this song about 549 times already this week and it is only Wednesday!  No Lie!

Guilty Pleasure?

Twix Candy bars or really any kind of chocolate candy, but mainly TWIX!

Something you probably don’t know about me?

I was born in Hawaii and lived there for years before moving to the “mainland”.  I was born in a bright pink hospital on the navy base!  I have the same birth certificate as Obama… I know I know, but they are the same!  

When I left Hawaii I spoke a different language.  Did you know that Hawaii has it’s own language and alphabet?  Well now you do!  

‘A’ole pilikia <–you’re welcome

Favorite super hero?

Black Widow!  That is an easy one!  She doesn’t really have a super power other than her being a total badass!  She is just like you and me except she can and will totally kill someone if they cross her.  When I grow up I want to be black widow… it is never to late to follow your dreams!

Can I change my answer to the first question and say my dream job is to be black widow?!

If I could buy one thing at this very moment what would it be?

Okay, I am kind of ashamed to say this, but here it goes!  I would ABSOLUTELY go out and buy a pair of Christian Louboutin’s.  These to be exact!  I have a shoe obsession (if you have been reading my blogs then that should not come as a shock to you)!  I have obviously never had a pair of these shoes and I think that every girl deserves a pair of red bottoms! So if anyone out in the internet world is interested in getting me these or any other pair for that matter I would happily let you!

So there you have it.  A few things that you may or may not know about me.  Now that we are friends I would love to know more about you…  answer the questions yourself below so I don’t have to pry it out of you all down the road!





Alice Clayton

Proper Noun

1. Author

    “Alice Clayton is such an entertaining writer!”

Amazing, witty, hysterical, delightful, amusing, blonde, brilliant, fabulous…

The list is endless and could go on forever.  Alice Clayton is simply gifted.  Her books are some of the funniest books I have ever read.  I literally laugh out loud when I read them, I just can’t help it!  I recently got my hands on one of her latest books called Nuts (the title alone should make you LOL) and L O V E D it!  I have read all of her other books before this series and I could not get enough.  I started off with one of her first books, Wallbanger (again with the catchy title), and I cried from laughing so hard. Anyone that can write a book from the perspective of a cat and can make you laugh that hard has some serious talent!  Her books live up to all the hype that I have built up in my head and she will continue to stay on the pedestal that I have put her on!


Roxie Callahan has just started to make a name for herself in Los Angeles, literally catering to the rich and famous, when one skinny, carb-counting Hollywood wife takes her down with butter!  That’s right… Butter…  After her career is stalled she decides to help her tree-hugging mother run their diner in upstate New York.  When she arrives back home, to her small town, she goes “nuts”for the local farmer, Leo.  They are two peas in a pod.  She is the peanut butter to his jelly.  The apple to his orchard.  (You get where I am going with this)… Will their chemistry last longer than the summer or will they be left out to pasture?

Maybe I put one too many puns in that summary, but I just couldn’t help it!   This is a MUST read!  I have already recommended it to everyone I know and my copy of the book is making it’s way through my closest friends.

If you are reading this Alice, we need to be friends!  Anyone that can make me laugh that hard and loud from a book needs to be in my life!  Although the two of us being in the same room with each other could end with us crying or peeing our pants, I am still very much interested!

What are you waiting for? Go read her book!